Worst Games - Wayne's World

Debuting new section in Joeman's Games,  that will cover all of putrid, foul and hideous that exists in the world of gaming.

Prepare to meet the opposite of Retro Treasures, where everything stinks and sucks!
With you, WORST GAMES!

Wayne's World (SNES)

Who shit this? Gray Matter / THQ

Also suffers at: NES and Mega Drive 

Number of sufferers: 1

Brand new section, with new smelling, everything new, deserves a great debut. I bet some here should know this fetid piece of the past.

Based on the movie Wayne's World (1992), the game has two idiots as protagonists of the film, Wayne and Garth.

look to the mtfk face

In the game, we controls (or try to do this) Wayne, played by Mike Myers in the movie. I am not going to talk about the movie, since I've only seen a few scenes and I think it's a complete rubbish, dull, with actors forcing a crude comedy, unsalted, rotten and again, bland.  Also I will not say that I do not like Mike Myers too, but anyway, I'm ALREADY TALKING TOO MANY OF THESE GUYS! ¬ ¬!

The game consists of walking through a scenario based on MUSIC, with drums, guitars, strings, cords, speakers and everything that is related to music. I do not know if this shit follows the movie, but  lacked much a wider variety of scenarios and enemies, as well as greater whim of art direction of the game (if it existed).

Controlling Wayne, your only concern will be to get out alive of this musical maze: and you only have jump and attack. The attack is a guitar chord that hits enemies and can be increased with items from the scene. Just do not ask me which items, because the game is so messy that I think no one ever stopped to view the operation of each item.

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Well, when pressing start, your problems begin. Your character, so bizarre, it's funny. He walks bizarrely, jumps and attacks even stranger. The controls have a delayed response, but I think this was done to match the mental retardation of the protagonists.

After wandering the stage and die a few times, you'll end up finding a way to win! Yes, the next stage is equal! And the other one too, then the next and then after .... Enough! I did not play beyond the second stage, because I had to pick my brain on the floor that ran through the ear from hearing the digitized voices of  guys screaming all the time.

Wayne whimpers something  inaudible when he die, something like "isno ORTII, isno ORTIII ....", but I was Googling and found that it is "WE'RE NOT WORTHY" what the bastard screams when he dies ¬ ¬!

Even discovered that there is a second film about this shit, I'm glad that not have the idea of ​​making another game, because would have another  foul post today!

WE'RE NOT WORTHYYY and special item being used ... yes, special item ¬¬

On the net say that there are two versions of this crap, one for NES  and another for Mega. How can crap in 3 different directions the same shit? Doubt? Look at the  shit NES version down there:

what a beautiful game, is not it?

The Mega Drive version is identical to the SNES, which needs no introduction ¬ ¬!

If Wayne's World had been better adapt ...... well, if the game had ....... AHH, FUCK! This does not have salvation! Nor had it been made ​​by SEGA or NINTENDO at the time, was going out the same shit, as it is based on shit.

But if you want to risk, good luck!